Jury Duty

 With activity picking up in the chambers of the Grand Jury in the nation's capitol, staff are receiving enthusiastic responses from clients of our new service, Idyll-Beast Research Center Witness Protection Emotional Support Animals. Idyll-Beast are available now to accompany nervous witnesses to grand jury proceedings, both locally and in Washington D.C. 

 It seems that many witnesses presently being called to testify before the various Grand Juries have lost the knack of truth telling. They have become so accustomed to being rewarded for "stretching" the truth, or even letting loose with transparent fabrications, that they are uncertain how to proceed in an environment where straying from the facts could lead to jail time, and where truthfully testifying could implicate treasoners, perjurers, money launderers, and even dog stealers.  With many witness protection emotional support animals hiding under beds or even developing symptoms requiring that the animals themselves  be accompanied by emotional support animals, the Idyll-Beast has stepped into the breach. 

  Witnesses are finding that being able to rest a hand on a warm furry head and to glance from time to time into liquid, reassuring eyes, smooths their racing heartbeats, making it a little easier to tell sometimes difficult truths. Although not allowed to coach witnesses, the Beast is allowed to "encourage" them with occasional murmurs of "'Atta boy!" and "Who's a good witness?"

  If you are presently a cooperating witness or just need a little help to start cooperating, even if the targets of the investigation have threatened to harm or "take" your usual comfort or emotional support animal, contact us now. All communications will be considered privileged and absolute confidentiality is a hallmark of all services the Research Center provides.