Thursday, December 3, 2009

The following is a Legally Mandated Public Notice pursuant to a Court Order

The Directors of the Idyll-Beast Research Center and its Museum and Gift Shoppe sadly announce the dissolution of our financial services company, Beastie Mac. All Idyll-Beast Research Center Museum and Gift Shoppe "Beast Buy" credit cards are hereby and immediately canceled, and all balances forgiven.
Our apologies go out to those members of the public who were terrorized by over-zealous docents attempting to turn every transaction into a new pre-approved credit card account. And that small print, not even we knew what it said.
The one service to survive the wreckage is our "Idyll-Beast and Associates Collection Agency." In these difficult times our unconventional methods could be just the thing to turn your accounts receivables into cash. Contact us for more details at: