Ah, the crisp days of fall. The
date of the Great Pumpkin Parade approaches and once more the Idyll-Beast is
selecting a costume. The Beast has outdone himself this time in terms of pure
spine-tingling horror. Although some of our staff (and several Chamber Directors) have expressed misgivings,
the animal has begun assembling the ingredients for a Halloween classic:
Idyll-Beast Esquire, Attorney at Law.
Concerned Beast watchers have
expressed misgivings and brought
to our attention a very real danger: if the outfit is too realistic, villagers
mistaking him for an actual member of the bar might harass, disparage or hunt
him. Our legal staff has formulated a solution; the back of his jacket will
sport the following message:
DISCLAIMER:
This is only a costume. The Idyll-Beast is not a real
attorney, nor can he give advice on legal matters. Any resemblance to actual
attorneys, living or dead, is purely coincidental and no disparagement is
intended.
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