Citizens ask me every day why the Idyll-Beast is not
campaigning in Idyllwild’s Mayoral Contest. Certainly he agrees that raising
money for ARF and Living Free is a worthy cause: any dollars he finds, he
stuffs in one of those jars. And
his success in the 2011 Chamber of Commerce Board elections would seem to put
him in a position to seek higher office.
Although we have heard rumors of a write in campaign on his behalf, the Idyll-Beast has held firm in his decision not to run. “If nominated
I will not run, if elected I will not serve. If served, I will not be
delicious.” The animal goes on
with some advice for the candidates: “The election is fun, lots of snacks and
grooming. And photo ops. But after the election it’s a different story. You may
be all day in the office and forget to eat. Your hair may begin to fall out in
clumps. The press may misquote you or associate you with some scandal or
another.”
The Idyll-Beast did offer some reassurance and an offer of
cooperation and moral support to the future mayor. “Former Chamber Directors
tell me that the memories become fonder with the passing years, and dog or cat
years do pass more quickly than Beast years. If you need some one to scratch behind your ears
and tell you you’re a “good dog” I’ll be there. And remember to delegate: you don’t
need to lift your leg on every fire hydrant in town, that’s what committees are
for.”
So it would seem that although even the most introspective
and elusive animals may “catch” the political bug, the Idyll-Beast is once
bitten, twice shy.