Friday, May 11, 2012

Beauty and the Beast


CNN  has picked up a story from the  journal Biodiversity that deals with:


…. how vulnerable species that overtly display characteristics human beings respect or find desirable -- such as beauty, strength, power or cuddliness -- are more likely to be the focus of concerted conservation programs than animals or plants that are less appealing to the eye.

"People have biases towards species that are glamorous," said Dr. Ernie Small, author of the study and taxonomist for Agriculture Canada.

"Animals that are beautiful, entertaining or that command respect due to their size or power are almost always given greater forms of conservation protection."


         Fortunately for Idyllwild, our own Idyll-Beast meets or exceeds new federal guidelines for personal appearance of protected species. The beauty and cuddliness aspects are attested to by the scores of photographs Idyllwild visitors take home with them and which we gladly publish here. As to strength, the animal is sometimes seen working out at the par course below the ICRC playground site. And reportedly making excellent time.


            And as to power, well there are different kinds of power. His position as a director of the Idyllwild Chamber of Commerce gives him some very limited powers. I believe he is able to sign checks (with a second director.) And of course Chamber Directors have the power of invisibility. He can also make and second motions and vote.


            But I think what the authors of the study cited had in mind were more “telegenic” powers.  Being beautiful, entertaining and commanding respect for his size; what better description could an Idyll-Beast elicit? Certainly the behavior of the ladies in many of these photos is ample testament to powers most of us wish we had…

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Do I Smell Bacon?

Readers of all political stripes (and spots) have been outraged by recent revelations of excess and debauchery by members of the Federal Government’s General Services Agency. Almost a million dollars was spent on one “motivational seminar” in Las Vegas, and officials who organized this little shindig took nine so called “planning trips” to Vegas before the main event. The travel and catering costs for the planning phase alone totaled over $136,000. One investigator, staggered by the scope of this “culture of fraud, waste and corruption,” was quoted as saying “every time we turn over a rock, there are fifty more with all kinds of things crawling out.” Sounds like spring-time in my back yard.


We at the Idyll-Beast Research Center have been quick to spot the silver lining in this cloud of corruption, bribery and kickbacks. This week we sent off a huge package of brochures from local inns, restaurants, shops, day spas and pet grooming services, along with an effusive cover letter offering the services of the Chamber of Commerce as “Event Planning Consultants,” addressed to the General Service Agency’s Department of Wretched Excess and Unseemly Frolic. I bought the stamp myself.


What happens in Vegas no longer stays in Vegas, but Idyllwild… We have a crypto-hominid serving on the Board of Directors of our Local Chamber of Commerce, yet the tabloids leave us alone. This is just the kind of place where beastly hi-jinx will be ignored. And think how much further our tax dollars will go here!

Friday, April 6, 2012

Splatt!

Friends
More evidence from the recent Riverside County Fair and national Date Festival has surfaced. I here reproduce the unedited report from famous cryptozoologist "Splatt Ratzenberger."


In 2011, Splatt and family left Palm Desert for a backwoods 4 wheel-drive camping excursion to Black Mountain, when they caught their first glimpse of the Idyll-Beast – posted on the yellow sign at Mountain Center.
Needless to say, hopes of a chance-encounter kept them on their toes, all thru the night! They hoped to lure the Idyll-Beast into camp with ‘smores…but the wind wasn’t blowing the right direction.
They visited the friendly folks at the Black Mountain Fire Lookout for an incredible view - high atop the pines…but no Idyll-Beast movement was seen.
They even ventured into “Camp Lackey”, the long-abandoned YMCA Camp....but came up empty.
Finally, “Splatt”, of the Biker Nation TV Show, discovers the long-elusive Idyll-Beast at the Riverside County Fair, of all places!!













Kids, these days, do “planking”….”owling”….and even “phooning”.
In Idyllwild, Splatt and daughter, “C-Na$ty” sent all their friends a cell-phone pic….“Beasting”.
















Even motorcycle riding Momma, “Wild Child” got in on the act….

Friday, March 2, 2012

Social Grooming


This image by professional photographer Peter Liebig captures the Idyll-Beast as he enjoys a little attention from fellow County Fair denizen Reetsie Fuller. Reetsie, also known as "the Gourd Lady", knows how to be a good neighbor. Years of experience with her Yorkie and her Horse have made her a formidable opponent with a comb. Snarls and tangles fear her. And animals love her.

According to her website, Reetsie is a "self taught artist and professional animal trainer who has always been enthralled by the beauty she sees around her in nature." We couldn't have said it better.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Youngest Researcher


Parents bring their children to the Riverside County Fair and National Date Festival to broaden their Horizons. So many informative displays, so many unusual and exotic animals! Here Debra Lenzen caught Quintus and Steve enjoying an encounter with the unexpected. I think Quintus is the one tugging on the Idyll-Beast's beard. Children are all about experiments!

Moe and Curly


Idyll-Beast "contactees" often have requests when a photo op presents itself. Here "Curly" asked if the Idyll-Beast could channel his inner "Moe" and re-enact a scene from his favorite Beef Jerky commercial. Messing with Sasquatch indeed! It looks more like Idy is performing a necessary service, examining his new friend for "uninvited guests." Always ready to lend a hand, or paw.

Hemet Youth Talks to Animal


Donald Godbey of Hemet was reportedly "very impressed" to meet the "talking hairy beast" that staffed the Idyllwild Chamber of Commerce booth at this year's Riverside County Fair and National Date Festival. The animal explained the many opportunities for leisure and recreation in Idyllwild, and invited Donald and his family (and pets) to look him up when they're in town.